You were called decorative cabbage
At flower bouquet section
in waitrose today
Aren’t you a vegetable
Since when have you been a flower
Tell me all about it
I thought I totally knew you
But you are actually someone completely different
Is your name eatable flower
Or decorative cabbage
I don’t even know your proper name
Sushi Sushi Sushi
Why are you so good
Your rice taste amazing with the vinegar
and fish makes it perfect
especially salmon, you are the best
When I saw your creativity in california roll
you made me feel like you’ve cut your hair
but I still liked it
But when I saw you being totally vege
It was like I am looking at my ex-boyfriend with new girl
but I respect you
Whoever invented this amazing food
Sushi Sushi Sushi
I can do this amount of job in one day
but I am trying to take five days
It will take only one day
but I am required to sit here everyday
Can I work for only one day
to produce same value of five-day work
No I cannot
We should appreciate whatever exists in this universe
or karma will spank your arse
Appreciate the noise
you even didn’t realise
Don’t forget to apologise
if you stepped on someone’s heels
Appreciate the cheese
that is there for you in your sandwiches
Or you will get splashed by a car on a rainy day
For the record, I think karma is affecting me because of my unnice behaviour and ways of thinking. I haven’t got anything after 7 job interviews. This must be a cycle of bad karma.
Let me confess. I have been treating my flatmate, about 70 years old, not nice. I have been eating unhealthy. I painted ruined wall which I should have told my land lady to fix. I put a lot of laundry to the washing machine secretly even she told me not to. I put everything into the drain even tho she told me it will overflow.
God, please give me a job. I will behave from now on. and put smile on my face once in every 10 minutes.
As I get older
I’ve started appreciating the bitter
I thought milk is forever
But it didn’t last longer
Maybe there is nothing forever
even I thought there was
The earth farts
The dog farts
The stranger farts
and even fish farts?
The air coming out from butts
make us feel nuts
and give you the hints
that she ate oats
I was on a bus having a messed up floor with cookies /London
Are you the cookie monster?
Did you make this disaster?
You are a monster
Because you’re messy easter?
Or just a cookie lover?
Om nom nom nom